BITE #8 - SUPER JAWS

[jaws5sonofjaws]

 [Mart has gotten a neat little package in the mail. A neat package that upon opening makes him feel good... strong... super strong!]

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[Mart is in the front yard of his house... lifting a tree right out of its roots!]

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Go ahead. Ask me why I'm so happy today.

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[midgardserpent]

[Jormungandr is walking through town when... aw crap. It's the kid.

...and he's lifting a tree.

Lucky bastard.]

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[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart is ecstatic. He was just testing his strength, and he's got all his super strength back!

Mart'll let the tree fall to the ground just in time to see Jormungandr approaching.]

[midgardserpent]

[Not so long ago all Jormungandr had to do was roll and the world would be plagued by great waves and earthquakes. And now here he is being shown up by a kid who talks too much.

He hates this town. So much.

He's just going to stand in the street and watch silently.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Just gonna think they're still total bros]

Hey dude!

Did you see that!?

[midgardserpent]

[...yes. Yes he did see that. How could he possibly miss it.

He's just going to nod.]

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[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

[Why is school out in the summer. Medic is bored out of his mind.

...Though, a kid lifting a tree is pretty interesting.]

Zhat is an interesting talent you have zhere.

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[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Just gonna

lift the tree overhead.]

Yeah. I'm pretty fucking awesome.

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[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

You are not modest in zhe least, are you?

[That's okay. You've piqued Medic's curiosity; bragging about it is warranted. He approaches, looking Mart over curiously.]

And vhere does zhis talent come from? It isn't apparent in your physique.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. 'Cause I'm fucking awesome.

And 'Cause I'm a goddamn demi-god, dude.

And pardon me if this is stereotyping, but are you a Nazi?

[trueguardian.livejournal.com]

[ Lan Fan is just...rather...

no, she's really fucking surprised. ]

H-how can you lift that much? Does it have to do with any of your powers?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Twirling the tree now.]

Fuck yes it does!

I'm ready to kick ass and take names!

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[trueguardian.livejournal.com]

[ Lan Fan takes a cautious step backwards, to avoid any possibility of getting smacked with a tree ]

That's impressive. What's the maximum weight you can lift?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I dunno.

But one time I threw a whale at some bad guys.

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[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Why are you so happy today?!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Well, for one thing, I can rip trees out of the ground.

And then throw them at people!

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really?




That's so cool!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I know right! I can beat the shit outta anyone!

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[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Well then. There's an interesting sight. Slugger merely watches from the street for now, waiting to see what Mart does with that tree.]

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[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[He sees that creepy kid.] Hey! You want some of this?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[And now he grins. Apparently, he doesn't intend to run. Consider it an invitation to show him what you got, Mart.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

You try any of that creepy demon shit on me, I will drop this tree on your head!

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[macebronia.livejournal.com]

[He stops for a moment upon exiting the house and.. just stares at the uprooted tree and then at Mart]

Pretty impressive, kid. At least I'll have a worthy opponent to arm wrestle now!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Your approval fills him with much confidence not!dad!]

Thanks!

Don't expect to win though.

[macebronia.livejournal.com]

All the more reason for me to try!

[he laughs again.]

You've got the strength equal to one of the bulls that pulls my chariot, It'd be pretty impressive if I was able to beat you, kid.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hell, I eat bulls for breakfast.

So, you wanna arm wrestle or something?