BITE #8 - SUPER JAWS

[jaws5sonofjaws]

 [Mart has gotten a neat little package in the mail. A neat package that upon opening makes him feel good... strong... super strong!]

ACTION

[Mart is in the front yard of his house... lifting a tree right out of its roots!]

PHONE

Go ahead. Ask me why I'm so happy today.

Comments

Re: action

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Just gonna

lift the tree overhead.]

Yeah. I'm pretty fucking awesome.

Re: action

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

You are not modest in zhe least, are you?

[That's okay. You've piqued Medic's curiosity; bragging about it is warranted. He approaches, looking Mart over curiously.]

And vhere does zhis talent come from? It isn't apparent in your physique.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Fuck no. 'Cause I'm fucking awesome.

And 'Cause I'm a goddamn demi-god, dude.

And pardon me if this is stereotyping, but are you a Nazi?

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

[Verdammt.]

I have lived through zhe fifties vonce, und I do not vish to do it again. Nein, I am not.

Vhy? Are zhere any here?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

A realy crazy fucking bastard nazi motherfucker.

He calls himself The Major. And he's a fat fucking asshole.

He just wants to kill people and keep them trapped here in Mayfield.

Also, I got my own gripes with Nazis back home...

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

I believe most do. I vas barely sober during zhe var, und I left vhen I could. I am a man of science.

[And yeah, he'll kill a motherfucker. Lots of them, if it's interesting enough, or he's getting paid. But politics? Too much trouble.]

How many times vill I have to have zhis conversation?

[It's not particularly accusing, just tiring. It's a topic he's sick to death of.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Around here and with that fat fuck setting the bar for Germans around ehre, I'm guessing a lot.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Und I zhought zhe beer vas bad...

[He shakes it off, though, with an unsettling smile.]

I vill simply have to correct zhem. Now, tell me about being a "demi-god."

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, now hold up dude.

If you're gonna start asking questions like that at least don't looks like you want to cut me open.

I am holding a tree right now.

And I can drop it on you.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Und I am mostly unarmed. As zhey say, I'm certain you have nozhing to vorry about from me. It vas a simple qvestion.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart lowers the tree to the ground.]

Yeah, okay I guess...

I'm the son of Leviathan and a witch.

That's the basic jist of it.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Now zhat is an interesting history. I vould normally be skeptical, but you did just lift a tree. Ozhervise you vould have to have extensive bone und muscle augmentation.

Vhat else about you is different?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Well, before the town took my powers I could breathe under water, jump really fucking high, talk to fish... stuff like that.

So far all I got back was my chompers and my super strength.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Chompers... Oh, a shark's teeth? Let me see.

[Totally reaching for your face now, Mart.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[gonna just back up.] Whoa! Watch the fingers dude or youll lose em.

[gotyourbones.livejournal.com]

Calm down, I am only looking. You can't merely flaunt your talents und expect no vone to investigate.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but that doesn't mean I want your fingers down my throat!