BITE #8 - SUPER JAWS

[jaws5sonofjaws]

 [Mart has gotten a neat little package in the mail. A neat package that upon opening makes him feel good... strong... super strong!]

ACTION

[Mart is in the front yard of his house... lifting a tree right out of its roots!]

PHONE

Go ahead. Ask me why I'm so happy today.

Comments

Re: action

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[He sees that creepy kid.] Hey! You want some of this?

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[And now he grins. Apparently, he doesn't intend to run. Consider it an invitation to show him what you got, Mart.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

You try any of that creepy demon shit on me, I will drop this tree on your head!

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[What creepy demon shit, Mart? He has no idea what you could be talking about. Slugger vanishes, leaving Mart to wonder where he went. But soon enough there comes a clue from above.]

So this is the strength of a god, huh?

[Sure enough, perched on one of the branches of the uprooted tree, is Slugger.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Oh, goddammit!

[Just gonna shake the tree a bit.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Yep, that shakes the smirk right off his face and him right off the branch, almost. He drops to the branch below where he just barely manages to hang on, arms and chin draped over the branch and feet dangling.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, how d'you like that ya jerk!

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Eventually, Slugger loses his grip and tumbles to the ground a few feet away. He's getting up when a hornet's nest bounces down to the ground directly in front of him. You'd think he'd escape as quickly as possible, but instead he picks up the nest and, grinning like a little maniac, bats it in Mart's direction.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[OH GOD NOT THE HORNETS!]

Aw fuck!

[Mart drops the tree, causing it to accidentally break the nest and

HORNETS EVERYWHERE!]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[While throwing a hornets' nest at someone may have seemed like a good idea (at the time), standing beneath a falling tree does not. Slugger quickly backs away into the street where he beats at the angry hornets with his bat.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Despite swarming horde of hornets, Mart is gonna run right at Slugger.]

I'm gonna take that bat, shove it up your ass and turn you into a popsicle you little bastard!

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Slugger isn't about to stick around and discover if that's possible. Instead he swerves out of Mart's way, scrambling over his skates before bolting up the street.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Still chasing after Slugger with the wasps trailing not far behind.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Gaining speed, he stays ahead of Mart and the swarm with the occasional glance over his shoulder to see if Mart is still following. If he is, Slugger will shoot him a grin as he passes a slow-moving car on the street.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[The grin tears it for Mart, and he leaps as far as he can and attempts to bite at Slugger's legs.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[Prepare for what may be a mouth full of aluminum, Mart!]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll attempt to grab the bat in his maw.]

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[The jaws will most likely crush the metal, possibly even snap the bat in two, but Slugger does not let go of the grip even if he comes away with only half a bat. In which case he'll be passingly impressed.]