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 [Mart has gotten a neat little package in the mail. A neat package that upon opening makes him feel good... strong... super strong!]

ACTION

[Mart is in the front yard of his house... lifting a tree right out of its roots!]

PHONE

Go ahead. Ask me why I'm so happy today.

Date: 2011-08-08 02:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, for one thing, I can rip trees out of the ground.

And then throw them at people!

Date: 2011-08-10 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
I know right! I can beat the shit outta anyone!

Date: 2011-08-13 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Neat!

[Sob, this is why you can't have nice things Harley.]

That's so great you got it back!

Date: 2011-08-13 04:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Thanks!

And I'm just a few regains away from getting my full power back and being a fulltime badass!

Date: 2011-08-13 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
What do you usually use it for?

Date: 2011-08-14 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
My super strength.

Beating the shit out of people, helping people out of rubble, throwing cars... the usual.

Date: 2011-08-22 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Cool.



Does that sort of stuff happen a lot in your world?

Date: 2011-08-22 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, I guess.

'Course I suppose it has to when there's so many goons running around and the Justice Rangers can't be everywhere.

It happen a lot where you're from?

Date: 2011-08-22 02:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Only all the time.

Gotham's nuts.

Date: 2011-08-22 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Cool, cool.

I'm from New Innsmouth up on the coast, but I'm living with my buddy Frank in Newton City now. Super human capital of the world!

What kind of people they got in Gotham?

Date: 2011-08-22 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Gangs, lots of gangs. Crooked cops, Batman, all of us that Batman throws in Arkham. Lots of people!

Date: 2011-08-22 02:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
I think I ran into that Batman guy here, big dude, cowl... he was commenting on the fact I don't have a code name.

Honestly, I don't need some nickname to make me look more badass than I already am.

Date: 2011-08-22 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Eh, he goes around dressed like a giant bat. What does he know.

Date: 2011-08-22 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah. Bats ain't all that scary.

I'm a shark-god. That's pretty threatening.

Speaking of themes, what's with your whole clown thing?

Date: 2011-08-22 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Oh that's kinda 'cause of Mr. J. The Joker. He dresses up like a clown. They call him the Clown Prince of Crime sometimes.

Plus, my real name's Harleen Quinzel. But mix it up and you got Harley Quinn! Like a a harlequin, the clown!

Date: 2011-08-22 03:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, I gotta admit I didn't really get Harlequinn... was that a famous clown or something?

And do any of you guys in Gotham got super powers?

Date: 2011-08-22 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Yup!

Superpowers?

Nah, that's for Superman and the losers in the Justice League to fight against. Batman has to deal with us.

Date: 2011-08-22 03:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Oh!

So you guys are enemies... but you wouldn't do anything THAT messed up to deserve going to prison, right?

Granted, some of my friends are mad scientists or petty thugs, but you seem really nice!

Date: 2011-08-22 03:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Eh....well I was kinda a jerk.

.....And insane.

But I'm through with that stuff now. Got my papers and everything!

Date: 2011-08-22 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hey, we all go through our rough patches.

Like that time I nearly demolished half the town to get back at my tormentors and all that.

Date: 2011-08-22 03:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com
Yeah....

Besides. I've had it with bein' locked up all the time. Trust me, it's not fun.

[So far she's remembered how much of a jerk her "mr.J" was as well.]

Date: 2011-08-22 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah.

One time, my class had to go to a scared straight program at The Universal Mind. A prison for super-villains.

Mostly those guys were saying how crime doesn't pay, especially if you manage to keep the money but have to use all of it paying medical bills after getting your ass kicked by the heroes.

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