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jaws5sonofjaws[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]
What the hell!?
[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]
A. Phone (Public)
[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]
Hey, mom! Is this another weird spell to punish me?
What the hell!?
[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]
A. Phone (Public)
[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]
Hey, mom! Is this another weird spell to punish me?
B. Action
[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here.
That of course, means you.]
Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?
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Date: 2011-05-17 11:33 pm (UTC)Let me guess, you're another one of my bastard siblings?
Ol' Leviathan cannot stop...
Name's Mart Vineyard.
I promise I won't try to eat you... more than likely.
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Date: 2011-05-17 11:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-17 11:44 pm (UTC)And what'd you do if I tried to bite ya?
Y'know with my RAZOR SHARP SHARK TEETH OF PREDATORY EATING.
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Date: 2011-05-18 12:58 am (UTC).... Hehe. I'm just screwing with ya, I wouldn't eat a little girl, even if she did taste like sweet, delicious squid.
This conversation is making me hungry.
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Date: 2011-05-18 01:02 am (UTC)...The store has a lot of shrimp...
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Date: 2011-05-18 01:16 am (UTC)They're the glazed ham of the sea!
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Date: 2011-05-18 02:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 03:02 am (UTC)That woulda been sweet.
But seriously, is your dad Leviathan too?
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Date: 2011-05-18 03:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 03:18 am (UTC)Leviathan.
Primordial arch god of the ocean.
Miles long, ruler of the seas, and my deadbeat dad.
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Date: 2011-05-18 11:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 04:38 pm (UTC)So what's your story then?
Was your dad a giant squid?
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Date: 2011-05-18 05:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 05:39 pm (UTC)Rough break, kid.
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Date: 2011-05-18 05:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 05:43 pm (UTC)Learn something new every day.
Makes me glad both my folks are still around even if one's a deadbeat god.
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Date: 2011-05-18 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 06:02 pm (UTC)How's that been working out?
I wouldn't expect you to be a super-villain.
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