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jaws5sonofjaws[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]
What the hell!?
[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]
A. Phone (Public)
[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]
Hey, mom! Is this another weird spell to punish me?
What the hell!?
[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]
A. Phone (Public)
[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]
Hey, mom! Is this another weird spell to punish me?
B. Action
[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here.
That of course, means you.]
Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?
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Date: 2011-05-18 05:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 05:43 pm (UTC)Learn something new every day.
Makes me glad both my folks are still around even if one's a deadbeat god.
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Date: 2011-05-18 05:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 06:02 pm (UTC)How's that been working out?
I wouldn't expect you to be a super-villain.
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Date: 2011-05-18 07:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 08:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-18 09:03 pm (UTC)You got Taiwan and Japan to work with you?
Did you threaten to go Godzilla on them or something?
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Date: 2011-05-18 09:06 pm (UTC)Oh, and this big guy named Alexander the Great said he'd help me out too! He's okay for an old guy.
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Date: 2011-05-18 09:18 pm (UTC)Funny you mention that.
Apparently, he's my dad now.
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Date: 2011-05-18 09:38 pm (UTC)no subject
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