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jaws5sonofjaws) wrote2011-05-15 02:04 am
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BITE #I
[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]
What the hell!?
[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]
A. Phone (Public)
[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]
Hey, mom! Is this another weird spell to punish me?
What the hell!?
[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]
A. Phone (Public)
[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]
Hey, mom! Is this another weird spell to punish me?
B. Action
[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here.
That of course, means you.]
Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?
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[BECAUSE YOU OBVIOUSLY MEAN HER SPECIFICALLY]
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I know you ain't my mom.
You sound like a dude.
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Oh.
My.
God.
You son a bitch, who the fuck do you think you are?
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I'm Mart 'Bite Your Leg Off' Vineyard.
At least I would if I still had my fucking awesome shark teeth.
What's the deal here, and who are you?
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And you've been kidnapped, Fishface, so get used to it.
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That's pretty sweet.
I'm a shark demi-god. I'm a really big fucking deal.
So... if we've been kidnapped who do I have to beat the fuck out of to get out?
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I think that little diner place with the girls on the little roll-y things is good for a bunch of burgers.
[brief pause]
You don't look like the kid that was in those things yesterday.
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Girls on roller skates with burgers!? Count me in!
Yeah, hell, I just woke up like this.
... and just who are you anyhow?
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[He'll return the smile]
Sure, I'd be glad to give you an introduction to this place on some burgers.
This place apparently considers us father and son.
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Like the guy form the history books?
Who took over the world or something?
... and on top of that, you're now my dad.
Just what the hell, man.
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Don't worry, I'm not as technologically inept as you would think. I've spent some time in the modern world.
[Loud roar of laughther.]
Yeah... that was my general reaction to coming in this place. Especially since there's a whole bunch of Servants, but no Holy Grail war.
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An endless ocean?
They got something like that here? I could totally go for a dip.
And now you're saying you fought for the Holy Grail? Like Monty Python?
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[more laughter on his part. He's liking you already, Mart]
Well, Every seven years or so, a bunch of heroic spirits get summoned to fight over the holy grail by their masters and the last ones standing get their wish granted. While I didn't win, I got to experience the modern world for a short time, and had some of the most intense battles of my life.
Who's this Monty Python fellow? Some kind of magus or somethin'?
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Holy crap, that sounds mor epic than the crisis wars of '84.
Any super heroes fight in that one?
And they're British comedians. They did a movie where Arthur tries to find the grail only to be attacked by killer rabbits and French douchebags.
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Well, there was a guy called who called himself a King of Heroes. Goldy, Gilgamesh. Whatever you wanna call him. He was one of the two to defeat me. Pretty impressive guy, that. Damn good drinking buddy too. Glad I ran into him here.
Interesting... The King of Knights, thwarted by a mere rabbit? Must be some rabbit. This I've got to see.
You're pretty cool, kid. Waver could learn a thing or two from you, that's for sure.
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A little late, I apologize. Weekend has been all kinds of nuts
Re: No problem!
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Oh boy, here we go!
Who is this, and why are you on my mom's phone?
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[You can't see it, but Mart is shaping up a large toothy grin.]
Funny you mention that because my friends call me Shark-Boy.
No relation to the movie.
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Let me guess, you're another one of my bastard siblings?
Ol' Leviathan cannot stop...
Name's Mart Vineyard.
I promise I won't try to eat you... more than likely.
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And what'd you do if I tried to bite ya?
Y'know with my RAZOR SHARP SHARK TEETH OF PREDATORY EATING.
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