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jaws5sonofjaws ([personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws) wrote2011-08-23 06:01 pm

JAWS 9: THE INVINCIBLE

[Mart's been lying in that hammock since being nearly killed by milk crazy drones a few times. He's getting mighty sick of getting shot and stabbed...


He notices a package out of the corner of his eye, another regain, perhaps? Walking over and opening it, Mart finds: nothing. Except his skin feels slightly tingly-


Oh hell yes.


Mart has now regained his divine durability, making him extremely tough, bulletproof, and capable of giving himself a sharp shark-like skin at will.]


A [Phone]


Hello once again Mayfieldians! It's Mart and I have the most kick-ass news! I've regained something that guarantees anyone who tries to fuck with me getting beaten into the pavement. So SOME people... you know who you are, you are so fucked if you try anything on me again.


B. Action


[Mart is lying down on top of the car parked in his houses driveway, enjoying the sun and lounging.]


C. Action - Around Town



[Mart is walking through town eating an especially large, stacked cheeseburger. He looks happier than he's ever looked.]

Re: [phone]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah.

Well sometimes.

But those guys are seriously fucked now that I got my nigh-invulnerability back!

[phone]

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-24 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You've got what? I feel so cheated right now.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hey

Well, it is one of my full demi-god powers from back home.

I ain't just the son of Leviathan for nothing.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
...You're shitting me.

You're the son of Leviathan, the great ocean beast straight out of the book of Job. I am not hearing that incorrectly.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's my pops!

And yes you are hearing correctly.

I'm half-human though, hence the demi in demi-god.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I...

[Her brain shorts out somewhere in there, and the creeping disquiet can almost be heard in her voice.]

I'm not sure I want to know how that's even possible.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Look, my dad can assume human form.

It ain't that crazy.

And my mom ain't a sicko.

Even if she is a witch.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
That does make it sound less weird, yes.

[A beat.]

But I don't remember hearing anything about Leviathan being a shape shifter...

[Of all the things he said for her to focus on...]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Well, consider most of the things written about my dear ol' dad are like a thousand something years old. He rolls with the times. Though he's still a big freakin' sea monster most of the time.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
More than a thousannnnnnnunless you're from before the fall of the Roman Empire at least. Um.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
So.

Okay.

I'm still a little baffled but I think it's probably for the best I try not to think too technically about this. SO! You're invincible then now?

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
I am so jealous you have no idea.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, it comes with the territory.

Though lemme say that all the god drama with my dad is still a pretty big load of bullshit to deal with.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-25 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
God drama? I'm almost afraid to ask, really.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Eh.

My dad ditched my family and he made a whole bunch of half-sibs.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, god or not? That kinda seems like a douche move, sorry.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it is.

But I guess it's what gods do. They can't settle for just one family, one wife, or one kid...

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Depends on the religion, I guess.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
My mom worshipped a million year old sea monster who can take human form.

She should've probably seen it coming.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
Um...

[Awkwarddddd.]

Possibly, but that does sound a bit harsh when you say it that way.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it does.

Half the reason I'm training myself to be a supreme badass is so I can kick my old man's scaley ass.

[identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
I...wait what?

You're seriously planning on going up against him?

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-26 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not against him... but I do want to fight him

and win.