JAWS 9: THE INVINCIBLE

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart's been lying in that hammock since being nearly killed by milk crazy drones a few times. He's getting mighty sick of getting shot and stabbed...


He notices a package out of the corner of his eye, another regain, perhaps? Walking over and opening it, Mart finds: nothing. Except his skin feels slightly tingly-


Oh hell yes.


Mart has now regained his divine durability, making him extremely tough, bulletproof, and capable of giving himself a sharp shark-like skin at will.]


A [Phone]


Hello once again Mayfieldians! It's Mart and I have the most kick-ass news! I've regained something that guarantees anyone who tries to fuck with me getting beaten into the pavement. So SOME people... you know who you are, you are so fucked if you try anything on me again.


B. Action


[Mart is lying down on top of the car parked in his houses driveway, enjoying the sun and lounging.]


C. Action - Around Town



[Mart is walking through town eating an especially large, stacked cheeseburger. He looks happier than he's ever looked.]

Comments

phone

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Oh? What is it?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Oh, just a little thing called invincibility.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Invincible? Really? [He sounds impressed!]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yup, I got a shitload of my demi-god power back.

I can feel it!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

That'll be useful. You've got a lot of powers, then?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hell yeah!

I can't wait to get back my laser eyes back.

He's j/k about that power.]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

.....

You don't really do that, do you?

[he has a hard time telling when people are kidding okay]

[phone]

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

What'd you get? You're not some regular target for the murdering masses are you?

Re: [phone]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Nah.

Well sometimes.

But those guys are seriously fucked now that I got my nigh-invulnerability back!

[phone]

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

You've got what? I feel so cheated right now.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey

Well, it is one of my full demi-god powers from back home.

I ain't just the son of Leviathan for nothing.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

...You're shitting me.

You're the son of Leviathan, the great ocean beast straight out of the book of Job. I am not hearing that incorrectly.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

That's my pops!

And yes you are hearing correctly.

I'm half-human though, hence the demi in demi-god.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

I...

[Her brain shorts out somewhere in there, and the creeping disquiet can almost be heard in her voice.]

I'm not sure I want to know how that's even possible.

C

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[The sound of roller blades approaches from behind. Slugger flits past Mart and skids to a halt up the street where he eyes Mart's burger.]

Gross.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

You're gross!

[Mart is once again the master of retorts.]

If you got a problem, you come up her and tell it to me!

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[He stays where he is.]

Why? Going deaf?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Nope.

Cause I'm gonna take that bat and-

Wait I already used that one...

Well, either way I'd beat the shit outta you.

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

For the hornets?

[No, really. He wants to know.]

A

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What'd you get?

Re: A

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Oh nothing.

Just a little thing called INVINCIBILITY.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What? Really? How?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Because it's what I am back home, and I got it back!

I am a demi-god after all.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Good! That'll make you even more useful.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Useful to who, may I ask?