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[Mart's been lying in that hammock since being nearly killed by milk crazy drones a few times. He's getting mighty sick of getting shot and stabbed...


He notices a package out of the corner of his eye, another regain, perhaps? Walking over and opening it, Mart finds: nothing. Except his skin feels slightly tingly-


Oh hell yes.


Mart has now regained his divine durability, making him extremely tough, bulletproof, and capable of giving himself a sharp shark-like skin at will.]


A [Phone]


Hello once again Mayfieldians! It's Mart and I have the most kick-ass news! I've regained something that guarantees anyone who tries to fuck with me getting beaten into the pavement. So SOME people... you know who you are, you are so fucked if you try anything on me again.


B. Action


[Mart is lying down on top of the car parked in his houses driveway, enjoying the sun and lounging.]


C. Action - Around Town



[Mart is walking through town eating an especially large, stacked cheeseburger. He looks happier than he's ever looked.]

[phone]

Date: 2011-08-24 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
You've got what? I feel so cheated right now.

Date: 2011-08-25 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hey

Well, it is one of my full demi-god powers from back home.

I ain't just the son of Leviathan for nothing.

Date: 2011-08-25 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
...You're shitting me.

You're the son of Leviathan, the great ocean beast straight out of the book of Job. I am not hearing that incorrectly.

Date: 2011-08-25 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
That's my pops!

And yes you are hearing correctly.

I'm half-human though, hence the demi in demi-god.

Date: 2011-08-25 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
I...

[Her brain shorts out somewhere in there, and the creeping disquiet can almost be heard in her voice.]

I'm not sure I want to know how that's even possible.

Date: 2011-08-25 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Look, my dad can assume human form.

It ain't that crazy.

And my mom ain't a sicko.

Even if she is a witch.

Date: 2011-08-25 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
That does make it sound less weird, yes.

[A beat.]

But I don't remember hearing anything about Leviathan being a shape shifter...

[Of all the things he said for her to focus on...]

Date: 2011-08-25 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, consider most of the things written about my dear ol' dad are like a thousand something years old. He rolls with the times. Though he's still a big freakin' sea monster most of the time.

Date: 2011-08-25 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
More than a thousannnnnnnunless you're from before the fall of the Roman Empire at least. Um.

Date: 2011-08-25 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
So.

Okay.

I'm still a little baffled but I think it's probably for the best I try not to think too technically about this. SO! You're invincible then now?

Date: 2011-08-25 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
I am so jealous you have no idea.

Date: 2011-08-25 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hey, it comes with the territory.

Though lemme say that all the god drama with my dad is still a pretty big load of bullshit to deal with.

Date: 2011-08-25 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
God drama? I'm almost afraid to ask, really.

Date: 2011-08-26 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Eh.

My dad ditched my family and he made a whole bunch of half-sibs.

Date: 2011-08-26 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
Okay, god or not? That kinda seems like a douche move, sorry.

Date: 2011-08-26 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, it is.

But I guess it's what gods do. They can't settle for just one family, one wife, or one kid...

Date: 2011-08-26 03:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
Depends on the religion, I guess.

Date: 2011-08-26 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
My mom worshipped a million year old sea monster who can take human form.

She should've probably seen it coming.

Date: 2011-08-26 04:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
Um...

[Awkwarddddd.]

Possibly, but that does sound a bit harsh when you say it that way.

Date: 2011-08-26 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Of course it does.

Half the reason I'm training myself to be a supreme badass is so I can kick my old man's scaley ass.

Date: 2011-08-26 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
I...wait what?

You're seriously planning on going up against him?

Date: 2011-08-26 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, not against him... but I do want to fight him

and win.

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