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[Mart's been lying in that hammock since being nearly killed by milk crazy drones a few times. He's getting mighty sick of getting shot and stabbed...


He notices a package out of the corner of his eye, another regain, perhaps? Walking over and opening it, Mart finds: nothing. Except his skin feels slightly tingly-


Oh hell yes.


Mart has now regained his divine durability, making him extremely tough, bulletproof, and capable of giving himself a sharp shark-like skin at will.]


A [Phone]


Hello once again Mayfieldians! It's Mart and I have the most kick-ass news! I've regained something that guarantees anyone who tries to fuck with me getting beaten into the pavement. So SOME people... you know who you are, you are so fucked if you try anything on me again.


B. Action


[Mart is lying down on top of the car parked in his houses driveway, enjoying the sun and lounging.]


C. Action - Around Town



[Mart is walking through town eating an especially large, stacked cheeseburger. He looks happier than he's ever looked.]

phone

Date: 2011-08-24 02:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
Oh? What is it?

Date: 2011-08-24 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Oh, just a little thing called invincibility.

Date: 2011-08-24 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
Invincible? Really? [He sounds impressed!]

Date: 2011-08-24 03:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yup, I got a shitload of my demi-god power back.

I can feel it!

Date: 2011-08-24 12:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
That'll be useful. You've got a lot of powers, then?

Date: 2011-08-25 03:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hell yeah!

I can't wait to get back my laser eyes back.

He's j/k about that power.]

Date: 2011-08-26 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com
.....

You don't really do that, do you?

[he has a hard time telling when people are kidding okay]

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[phone]

Date: 2011-08-24 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
What'd you get? You're not some regular target for the murdering masses are you?

Re: [phone]

Date: 2011-08-24 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Nah.

Well sometimes.

But those guys are seriously fucked now that I got my nigh-invulnerability back!

[phone]

Date: 2011-08-24 05:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
You've got what? I feel so cheated right now.

Date: 2011-08-25 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hey

Well, it is one of my full demi-god powers from back home.

I ain't just the son of Leviathan for nothing.

Date: 2011-08-25 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
...You're shitting me.

You're the son of Leviathan, the great ocean beast straight out of the book of Job. I am not hearing that incorrectly.

Date: 2011-08-25 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
That's my pops!

And yes you are hearing correctly.

I'm half-human though, hence the demi in demi-god.

Date: 2011-08-25 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notlikethemovie.livejournal.com
I...

[Her brain shorts out somewhere in there, and the creeping disquiet can almost be heard in her voice.]

I'm not sure I want to know how that's even possible.

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Date: 2011-08-24 07:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com
[The sound of roller blades approaches from behind. Slugger flits past Mart and skids to a halt up the street where he eyes Mart's burger.]

Gross.

Date: 2011-08-25 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
You're gross!

[Mart is once again the master of retorts.]

If you got a problem, you come up her and tell it to me!

Date: 2011-08-25 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com
[He stays where he is.]

Why? Going deaf?

Date: 2011-08-25 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Nope.

Cause I'm gonna take that bat and-

Wait I already used that one...

Well, either way I'd beat the shit outta you.

Date: 2011-08-25 09:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com
For the hornets?

[No, really. He wants to know.]

A

Date: 2011-08-24 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
What'd you get?

Re: A

Date: 2011-08-25 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Oh nothing.

Just a little thing called INVINCIBILITY.

Date: 2011-08-25 09:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Because it's what I am back home, and I got it back!

I am a demi-god after all.

Date: 2011-08-26 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moemoetentacles.livejournal.com
Good! That'll make you even more useful.

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