BITE #I

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]

What the hell!?

[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]

A. Phone (Public)

[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]

Hey, mom!  Is this another weird spell to punish me?

B. Action

 

[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here. 

 

That of course, means you.]

 

Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?

 

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Th-they'd just grow back, you know!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Then I'd make a party platter with'em.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What if I spit ink in your face first?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure I could just sniff my way to ya.

.... Hehe. I'm just screwing with ya, I wouldn't eat a little girl, even if she did taste like sweet, delicious squid.

This conversation is making me hungry.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

[Too late, she's terrified. It doesn't take much. She talks a big game, but she's not that tough.]

...The store has a lot of shrimp...

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Do they have Dolphin?

They're the glazed ham of the sea!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Damn.

That woulda been sweet.

But seriously, is your dad Leviathan too?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Levi-who?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Ya know.

Leviathan.

Primordial arch god of the ocean.

Miles long, ruler of the seas, and my deadbeat dad.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Never heard of him.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Huh.

So what's your story then?

Was your dad a giant squid?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

He might have been.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

So, you don't know who your parents are?

Rough break, kid.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Most squid die after mating. It's not a big deal.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Learn something new every day.

Makes me glad both my folks are still around even if one's a deadbeat god.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm fine on my own. I don't need any help to conquer the humans.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Trying to conquer humanity on your own, eh?

How's that been working out?

I wouldn't expect you to be a super-villain.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Pretty good! I already have diplomatic alliances and everything.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

With who?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Taiwan and Japan.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

What!

You got Taiwan and Japan to work with you?

Did you threaten to go Godzilla on them or something?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I didn't even have to! They just agreed, it was super easy!

Oh, and this big guy named Alexander the Great said he'd help me out too! He's okay for an old guy.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Funny you mention that.


Apparently, he's my dad now.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Great! That means you're part of the army too, then!