JAWS 12: SHARP THREADS
Jan. 2nd, 2012 11:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
ACTION:
[Mart is walking door to door or down the streets with a number of business cards which read "MART VINEYARD: (BADASS) HERO FOR HIRE!" which feature a phone number crossed out, a new one drawn in for Mayfield, and a smiling picture of himself. He'll attempt to hand them out to you or any passerbyers and staple them to any posts.
Also, Mart has regained a black tank top with this symbol emblazoned upon it: http://symboldictionary.net/?p=1080]
PHONE:
Hey, so I got back a bunch of cards for when I was Hero-ing for Hire, and I realized: why not do it here? So I'm offering my services as a young, outstanding metahuman to any of you who need them!
You got problems? And I will solve them! Possibly with my teeth.
[Mart is walking door to door or down the streets with a number of business cards which read "MART VINEYARD: (BADASS) HERO FOR HIRE!" which feature a phone number crossed out, a new one drawn in for Mayfield, and a smiling picture of himself. He'll attempt to hand them out to you or any passerbyers and staple them to any posts.
Also, Mart has regained a black tank top with this symbol emblazoned upon it: http://symboldictionary.net/?p=1080]
PHONE:
Hey, so I got back a bunch of cards for when I was Hero-ing for Hire, and I realized: why not do it here? So I'm offering my services as a young, outstanding metahuman to any of you who need them!
You got problems? And I will solve them! Possibly with my teeth.
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Date: 2012-01-03 08:35 pm (UTC)You really know nozhing about us.
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Date: 2012-01-03 08:38 pm (UTC)[Mart leans against the door, crossing his arms.]
So what's there to say about you except you work for a homicidal madman who has probably been responsible for thousands of people dying?
What possibly is there redeeming about you?
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Date: 2012-01-03 08:41 pm (UTC)Now vhy vould I vant to be "redeemed" at all? I am just fine zhe vay zhat I am. I am just fine regardless of who I vork for. Nor vould I ask for your forgiveness in vhat has been done.
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Date: 2012-01-03 08:48 pm (UTC)Can you even understand why other people see you and your cronies as morally reprehensible?
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Date: 2012-01-03 09:10 pm (UTC)[Not that she particularly feels much empathy for what had happened, but she does indeed realize why she and her cohorts are morally reprehensible...]
But zhe same could be said for zhose "ozher people" as much as us. Zhe firebombing of Dresden, repeated bombings of civilian cities, Russian soldiers ravaging towns and German vomen for zhe sake of vengeance zhrough ethnic cleansing... Zhere really are no "heroes" in war as zhey zhink of zhemselves if ve are talking about conventional morals. Just monsters.
All soldiers have killed many innocents for zhe "country" and for ourselves. And me? Vell.
... I just like zhe hunt! And vhen I am not hunting, I indulge in zhe arts, singing unt dancing unt painting just as often as I can!
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Date: 2012-01-03 09:21 pm (UTC)You're definitely easier to talk to than that asshole Major.
Still doesn't change the fact you're as wacko as the rest of your pals.
And you still intent on trying to hunt lil ol' me?
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Date: 2012-01-03 09:24 pm (UTC)Vould you like to be a hero just zhis vonce and defeat zhis scary villain?
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Date: 2012-01-04 02:43 am (UTC)Trust me, I've been a hero a whole bunch and I could beat you whenever.
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Date: 2012-01-04 02:53 am (UTC)Ve shall see, von't ve, mein held? Ohohoho...!
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Date: 2012-01-04 03:37 am (UTC)'Cuz you said you use a gun, so I hope you got something a little better than 'gun using' powers.