jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Vineyard)
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ACTION:

[Mart is walking door to door or down the streets with a number of business cards which read "MART VINEYARD: (BADASS) HERO FOR HIRE!" which feature a phone number crossed out, a new one drawn in for Mayfield, and a smiling picture of himself. He'll attempt to hand them out to you or any passerbyers and staple them to any posts.

Also, Mart has regained a black tank top with this symbol emblazoned upon it: http://symboldictionary.net/?p=1080]

PHONE:

Hey, so I got back a bunch of cards for when I was Hero-ing for Hire, and I realized: why not do it here? So I'm offering my services as a young, outstanding metahuman to any of you who need them!

You got problems? And I will solve them! Possibly with my teeth.

Date: 2012-01-03 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guitarslaying.livejournal.com
[Phone]

Sure, I'll take some cards.

Date: 2012-01-03 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Sweet! First customer.

So, any jobs you got in mind for me?

Date: 2012-01-03 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guitarslaying.livejournal.com
Jobs?

Naw. I can solve my own problems.

Date: 2012-01-03 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Then... why do you want my business cards?

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Date: 2012-01-03 07:50 am (UTC)
noluckduck: (Smile and nod - smile and nod.)
From: [personal profile] noluckduck
[Action]

[Looking at the card. And back to Mart. And then back to the card, and then back to Mart.

Clearly, she's got her doubts about this.]

Date: 2012-01-03 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
[C'mon, isn't this a face you can trust?

See; awesome picture.]

Date: 2012-01-03 04:46 pm (UTC)
noluckduck: (Smile and nod - smile and nod.)
From: [personal profile] noluckduck
[Nnnnot convinced.]

Badass. You're callin' yourself badass.

Date: 2012-01-03 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Yeah, me and my partner were making business cards and I needed an attention drawer.

It drew your attention though, didn't it?

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Date: 2012-01-03 11:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com
[ Action!

Lan Fan is, by now, at least comfortable to speak to Mart without any type of hesitance or awkward pausing thanks to the various misadventures they've had! Even if this talking hasn't been all too recent, the memories certainly are strong.

This... however is a tad silly for Lan Fan. She doesn't actually need this. ]


I already know who you are. I do not need any of this, Mart!

Date: 2012-01-03 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, yeah, but this way you can call me whenever there's danger and stuff.

Date: 2012-01-04 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com
I do not think I'll be needing your assistance, but thank you for the offer, Mart. [ Seriously, she is fine with handling most problems on her own! ]

Date: 2012-01-04 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, just think of it as extra reassurance.

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Date: 2012-01-03 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brbgoing2russia.livejournal.com
Seriously? You're charging people to help them?

Date: 2012-01-03 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, I mean, not money here 'cuz what's the point there's nothing to buy.

So I'll probably charge for like, sandwiches or hotdogs or something.

Back home, the super hero teams charge an arm and a leg!

Date: 2012-01-03 07:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gesangderjager.livejournal.com
Action

[And whose door you should knock on but that of one Rip van Winkle. It appears as though she got herself a regain as well. She's wearing her usual black suit with, yes Mart, long necklace with connected to a silver, swastika emblem. Rip gives Mart a look and at the business card.]

Der... "Badass" Held for Hire. How droll. But vhen it comes down to it, you do fight and var like the rest of us "villains".

Date: 2012-01-03 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
[Oh boy! This lady. Mart looks irritated at the swastika in question.]

Please.

I'm offering to give my services for a good cause.

Like kicking some Nazi ass.

Date: 2012-01-03 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gesangderjager.livejournal.com
Such an admirable devotion to your community you have zhere! But zhat being said, you are not different from the rest of us. You fight as we do, vhich is all fun, but you are zhe one who has to make excuses. Like fighting for zhe "good cause". Zhat must get tiring.

Date: 2012-01-03 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Look, I'm not like you guys.

I don't get off on killing people, I don't want to fight in war, and I am not making excuses.

Also, I'm kinda Jewish, so that wouldn't be right.

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Date: 2012-01-03 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] answerer-sword.livejournal.com
[Action]

"Hero for Hire?" I am afraid I will not need one.

[She can deal with her problems by herself, and if she needs help, she can call on Tohsaka and her Servant...who happens to be an actual legendary hero.]

Date: 2012-01-04 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Well, now how do you know that for certain?

I can be pretty helpful in a pinch.

Date: 2012-01-04 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] answerer-sword.livejournal.com
I am strong enough to fight for myself, and I have plenty of strong allies.

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Date: 2012-01-04 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inhibits.livejournal.com
[ Phone ]

Will you solve anything?

Date: 2012-01-05 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Anything, anytime, and any place, friend!

Date: 2012-01-05 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inhibits.livejournal.com
I want someone hurt. Will you hurt them for me?

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Date: 2012-01-05 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] forever-cheery.livejournal.com
[Aurora takes a card, blinking at it.]

Hero for hire? That's a profession?

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