JAWS 12: SHARP THREADS
Jan. 2nd, 2012 11:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jaws5sonofjawsACTION:
[Mart is walking door to door or down the streets with a number of business cards which read "MART VINEYARD: (BADASS) HERO FOR HIRE!" which feature a phone number crossed out, a new one drawn in for Mayfield, and a smiling picture of himself. He'll attempt to hand them out to you or any passerbyers and staple them to any posts.
Also, Mart has regained a black tank top with this symbol emblazoned upon it: http://symboldictionary.net/?p=1080]
PHONE:
Hey, so I got back a bunch of cards for when I was Hero-ing for Hire, and I realized: why not do it here? So I'm offering my services as a young, outstanding metahuman to any of you who need them!
You got problems? And I will solve them! Possibly with my teeth.
[Mart is walking door to door or down the streets with a number of business cards which read "MART VINEYARD: (BADASS) HERO FOR HIRE!" which feature a phone number crossed out, a new one drawn in for Mayfield, and a smiling picture of himself. He'll attempt to hand them out to you or any passerbyers and staple them to any posts.
Also, Mart has regained a black tank top with this symbol emblazoned upon it: http://symboldictionary.net/?p=1080]
PHONE:
Hey, so I got back a bunch of cards for when I was Hero-ing for Hire, and I realized: why not do it here? So I'm offering my services as a young, outstanding metahuman to any of you who need them!
You got problems? And I will solve them! Possibly with my teeth.
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:33 am (UTC)Sure, I'll take some cards.
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:38 am (UTC)So, any jobs you got in mind for me?
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:40 am (UTC)Naw. I can solve my own problems.
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Date: 2012-01-03 07:50 am (UTC)[Looking at the card. And back to Mart. And then back to the card, and then back to Mart.
Clearly, she's got her doubts about this.]
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:16 pm (UTC)See; awesome picture.]
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:46 pm (UTC)Badass. You're callin' yourself badass.
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Date: 2012-01-03 06:02 pm (UTC)It drew your attention though, didn't it?
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Date: 2012-01-03 11:54 am (UTC)Lan Fan is, by now, at least comfortable to speak to Mart without any type of hesitance or awkward pausing thanks to the various misadventures they've had! Even if this talking hasn't been all too recent, the memories certainly are strong.
This... however is a tad silly for Lan Fan. She doesn't actually need this. ]
I already know who you are. I do not need any of this, Mart!
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Date: 2012-01-03 04:19 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-01-03 06:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-03 06:58 pm (UTC)So I'll probably charge for like, sandwiches or hotdogs or something.
Back home, the super hero teams charge an arm and a leg!
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Date: 2012-01-03 07:30 pm (UTC)[And whose door you should knock on but that of one Rip van Winkle. It appears as though she got herself a regain as well. She's wearing her usual black suit with, yes Mart, long necklace with connected to a silver, swastika emblem. Rip gives Mart a look and at the business card.]
Der... "Badass" Held for Hire. How droll. But vhen it comes down to it, you do fight and var like the rest of us "villains".
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Date: 2012-01-03 07:57 pm (UTC)Please.
I'm offering to give my services for a good cause.
Like kicking some Nazi ass.
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Date: 2012-01-03 08:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-01-03 08:09 pm (UTC)I don't get off on killing people, I don't want to fight in war, and I am not making excuses.
Also, I'm kinda Jewish, so that wouldn't be right.
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Date: 2012-01-03 09:08 pm (UTC)"Hero for Hire?" I am afraid I will not need one.
[She can deal with her problems by herself, and if she needs help, she can call on Tohsaka and her Servant...who happens to be an actual legendary hero.]
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Date: 2012-01-04 02:45 am (UTC)I can be pretty helpful in a pinch.
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Date: 2012-01-04 12:12 pm (UTC)Will you solve anything?
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Date: 2012-01-05 08:51 pm (UTC)Hero for hire? That's a profession?