JAWS 9: THE INVINCIBLE

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart's been lying in that hammock since being nearly killed by milk crazy drones a few times. He's getting mighty sick of getting shot and stabbed...


He notices a package out of the corner of his eye, another regain, perhaps? Walking over and opening it, Mart finds: nothing. Except his skin feels slightly tingly-


Oh hell yes.


Mart has now regained his divine durability, making him extremely tough, bulletproof, and capable of giving himself a sharp shark-like skin at will.]


A [Phone]


Hello once again Mayfieldians! It's Mart and I have the most kick-ass news! I've regained something that guarantees anyone who tries to fuck with me getting beaten into the pavement. So SOME people... you know who you are, you are so fucked if you try anything on me again.


B. Action


[Mart is lying down on top of the car parked in his houses driveway, enjoying the sun and lounging.]


C. Action - Around Town



[Mart is walking through town eating an especially large, stacked cheeseburger. He looks happier than he's ever looked.]

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. but I didn't think you were actually leading it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I told you that at the beginning! What did you think I meant by invading?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I thought youwere were asking me to lead! Makes sense since I'm your natural predator and stuff.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Why would I put someone else in charge of my victory army?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

'cuz I'm better at it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? How many invasions have you organized?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I haven't really invaded so much as beat the ever loving fuck outta anybody who was in my way.

I can do that.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Right! And I'll be like the general!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Like I'd listen to you!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But I'm the leader!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd still not listen to you.

I mean, what are you, like 8 years old?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm older than that!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

C'mon, you're like 2 feet tall!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm taller than that!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Okay, two and a half.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

So does this mean you're quitting my army?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Nah, you're a fun kid.

and if it gives me the excuse to bump heads, then so be it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Well... okay then! Glad we cleared that up.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Just remember, if I ever wanted to take over I could totally do it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Yeah, whatever.