JAWS 9: THE INVINCIBLE

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart's been lying in that hammock since being nearly killed by milk crazy drones a few times. He's getting mighty sick of getting shot and stabbed...


He notices a package out of the corner of his eye, another regain, perhaps? Walking over and opening it, Mart finds: nothing. Except his skin feels slightly tingly-


Oh hell yes.


Mart has now regained his divine durability, making him extremely tough, bulletproof, and capable of giving himself a sharp shark-like skin at will.]


A [Phone]


Hello once again Mayfieldians! It's Mart and I have the most kick-ass news! I've regained something that guarantees anyone who tries to fuck with me getting beaten into the pavement. So SOME people... you know who you are, you are so fucked if you try anything on me again.


B. Action


[Mart is lying down on top of the car parked in his houses driveway, enjoying the sun and lounging.]


C. Action - Around Town



[Mart is walking through town eating an especially large, stacked cheeseburger. He looks happier than he's ever looked.]

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Bwhu?

Naw man.

I'm only 17!

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

So.

Okay.

I'm still a little baffled but I think it's probably for the best I try not to think too technically about this. SO! You're invincible then now?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Pretty much, yeah.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

I am so jealous you have no idea.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, it comes with the territory.

Though lemme say that all the god drama with my dad is still a pretty big load of bullshit to deal with.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

God drama? I'm almost afraid to ask, really.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Eh.

My dad ditched my family and he made a whole bunch of half-sibs.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

Okay, god or not? That kinda seems like a douche move, sorry.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it is.

But I guess it's what gods do. They can't settle for just one family, one wife, or one kid...

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

Depends on the religion, I guess.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

My mom worshipped a million year old sea monster who can take human form.

She should've probably seen it coming.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

Um...

[Awkwarddddd.]

Possibly, but that does sound a bit harsh when you say it that way.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Of course it does.

Half the reason I'm training myself to be a supreme badass is so I can kick my old man's scaley ass.

[notlikethemovie.livejournal.com]

I...wait what?

You're seriously planning on going up against him?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Well, not against him... but I do want to fight him

and win.