BITE #6 - SON OF A SHARK
Jun. 19th, 2011 11:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jaws5sonofjaws [Father's day is a bit of a bitter time for Mart on account of his own father, the primal arch-god of the ocean Leviathan, being absent for most of his young life. Also, it's making him homesick for his mother.]
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Around the house, you can find Mart sulking. And in town at various public hangouts (The park, school, etc.) you can also find him sulking, possibly while eating.
Action:
Around the house, you can find Mart sulking. And in town at various public hangouts (The park, school, etc.) you can also find him sulking, possibly while eating.
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Date: 2011-06-25 05:21 am (UTC)[THE MELODIOUS BELL-RINGING OF YOUR RESCUER ARRIVING DANNYBOY]
Why the fuck haven't you done my laundry yet, bitch? I'm out of fucking socks!
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Date: 2011-06-25 05:22 am (UTC)Do you mind?
I'm just about to have lunch.
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Date: 2011-06-25 05:26 am (UTC)Annie he's trying to eat me Annie and your laundry is b-behind the counter I was g-going to drop it off after work but that is not the p-point p-please tell him I'm not edible p-please... please...
[Now excuse Daniel while he just shuts down, sinks into a fetal position on the floor, and quietly goes 'eeeeeeeee']
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Date: 2011-06-25 05:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-25 05:35 am (UTC)Plus, all I was gonna do was gnaw his legs.
They'll grow back.
I saw it on animal planet.
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Date: 2011-06-25 05:39 am (UTC)Ilikemylegswheretheyarethankyouverymuch!
[He also may or may not be camouflaging to match the gray concrete of the walls and floor. It doesn't work, since of course his clothes don't change with him, but it's a start.]
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Date: 2011-06-25 05:51 am (UTC)Besides, if you eat your feelings you'll get fat and then we can't be friends anymore because you'll look like that asshole I hate.
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Date: 2011-06-25 05:56 am (UTC)[Mart pauses a moment. A fat asshole she hates? It could only be one guy...]
Hey, this guy wouldn't happen to be a Nazi Bastard, would he?
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Date: 2011-06-25 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-25 06:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-25 06:09 am (UTC)I beat the shit out of him, gnawed his leg, bit his arm off and beat him with it, and he still wanted to go and was egging me on!
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Date: 2011-06-25 06:17 am (UTC)[Hey, Daniel just made a noise that wasn't a sob or a continuous whine of terror! Forgot he was there, didn't you, fellow zoo jews?]
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Date: 2011-06-25 06:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-25 06:27 am (UTC)Literally.
I bit his arm off and beat him with it and he laughed!
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Date: 2011-06-25 06:32 am (UTC)[Oh man does he feel dizzy. And that wasn't even a bad attack. That was just a bit of whimpering and horror.]
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Date: 2011-06-25 06:42 am (UTC)... [pokepoke daniel with her foot] You dead down there?
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Date: 2011-06-25 06:51 am (UTC)And don't worry, I didn't even touch the cuttlefish guy.
He just smells like he'd taste good witha side of fries.
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Date: 2011-06-25 06:59 am (UTC)[Aaaand sitting up. And fumbling in his coat for a small bag of purple planty stuff and... a pipe. Because after an experience like that, he needs a smoke. Don't judge.]
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Date: 2011-06-25 07:03 am (UTC)[speaking of hypocrisy, you now have Annie's 100% undivided attention right now homeboy] What are you doing.
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Date: 2011-06-25 07:10 am (UTC)Did getting high off that suttf have something to do with you being all cuttle-like?
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Date: 2011-06-25 07:14 am (UTC)[Jeez you guys are jerks.]
It h-helps with my anxiety, w-which getting nearly eaten obviously triggered.
[Just gonna. Stand up and smoke dat pipe. Haters gonna hate. Also he might purposefully blow his bright purple opaque smoke at Mart's face in a fit of passive-aggressive and useless revenge.]
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Date: 2011-06-25 07:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-25 07:26 am (UTC)Can I get a hit of that?
That shit would totally help me relax.
[Sharing is caring, you guys!]
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Date: 2011-06-25 07:29 am (UTC)... If you get your own pipes.
Though I d-don't know why you'd want it. It's not a hallucinogenic or anything. It really doesn't do anything but make you calmer.
[Really. It's a boring drug with a snazzy color, that's all.]