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BITE #I

[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]

What the hell!?

[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]

A. Phone (Public)

[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]

Hey, mom! Is this another weird spell to punish me?

B. Action

[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here.

That of course, means you.]

Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?

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[Mart raises a brow.]

Like the guy form the history books?

Who took over the world or something?

... and on top of that, you're now my dad.

Just what the hell, man.

The one and only. The man who wished to see the endless ocean!

Don't worry, I'm not as technologically inept as you would think. I've spent some time in the modern world.

[Loud roar of laughther.]

Yeah... that was my general reaction to coming in this place. Especially since there's a whole bunch of Servants, but no Holy Grail war.

[Distracted by endless ocean of awesome
An endless ocean?

They got something like that here? I could totally go for a dip.

And now you're saying you fought for the Holy Grail? Like Monty Python?

Even though the world's been proven to be round, I'd still like to dip my feet into the oceans on the edge of the world. It'd mean I'd have seen it all, done it all. Conquered everything in between. As such, I'd love to go for a swim in that ocean, too!

[more laughter on his part. He's liking you already, Mart]

Well, Every seven years or so, a bunch of heroic spirits get summoned to fight over the holy grail by their masters and the last ones standing get their wish granted. While I didn't win, I got to experience the modern world for a short time, and had some of the most intense battles of my life.

Who's this Monty Python fellow? Some kind of magus or somethin'?

[Mart is stunned by the awesome.]

Holy crap, that sounds mor epic than the crisis wars of '84.

Any super heroes fight in that one?

And they're British comedians. They did a movie where Arthur tries to find the grail only to be attacked by killer rabbits and French douchebags.

I guess you could call Heroic Spirits that. Though we're kinda bound to our Masters to provide the mana to sustain us. Or some junk. All heroes of legends, with powers to match.

Well, there was a guy called who called himself a King of Heroes. Goldy, Gilgamesh. Whatever you wanna call him. He was one of the two to defeat me. Pretty impressive guy, that. Damn good drinking buddy too. Glad I ran into him here.

Interesting... The King of Knights, thwarted by a mere rabbit? Must be some rabbit. This I've got to see.

You're pretty cool, kid. Waver could learn a thing or two from you, that's for sure.

Thanks dude!

Now, do you have any idea how I can get home or at least get my powers back?

And who's Waver?

Well, Waver was the guy who summoned me for the holy grail war. He's a good kid, just a little uptight sometimes. But he's one of the best friends I could have ever asked for.

As for our powers? No idea. Anything that that post office would give out isn't worth losing an arm or a leg over.

We're stuck here for now though, kid. Until I conquer it, that is.

[He smirks]

[Mart raises a brow.]

And just how are you supposed to conquer this place if you don't have any powers?

I'd kill just to get something back...

I did it once, didn't I?

[A wild smirk grows upon Rider's face. as he stares at his hands.]

Costs an arm and a leg, according to one of those pamphlet thingies. But what I'd need to conquer this place doesn't require a loss of anything.

Yeah, I guess you did.

Like a thousand years ago.

[Mart's face: see picture.]

If I had all my powers I could take this place in a day.

[the smirk grows wider, letting out a large laugh as he pats Mart on the back]
They don't call me the King of Conquerors for nothing.

Long as you're with me, kid, we'll conquer this place!

[Rider scratches his head]

So what kind of stuff can you do with those powers, exactly?

Awesome! I'm totally with you on this.

Well, y'see, my dad is Leviathan, arch-god of the oceans or whatever so I got all kinds of kick-ass powers. I can talk to fish, swim to the bottom of the ocean, I got super strength, and I have razor sharp teeth... well, had.

[a smile forms to the face of Rider hearing this.]

With you and the Little Kraken as my allies, I'm pretty sure I can conquer the entire world, including the ocean! Pretty impressive, kid.

[have a HUGE PAT ON THE BACK from Rider.]

[Mart actually coughs from the awesome blows from Rider's approving patting.]

Heh, thanks Alex.

Mind if I call ya Alex?

'Cause I still don't feel quite right about calling you 'dad'.

And who's the Little Kraken?

Edited 2011-05-26 05:25 (UTC)

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A little late, I apologize. Weekend has been all kinds of nuts

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