BITE #I

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]

What the hell!?

[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]

A. Phone (Public)

[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]

Hey, mom!  Is this another weird spell to punish me?

B. Action

 

[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here. 

 

That of course, means you.]

 

Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?

 

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Learn something new every day.

Makes me glad both my folks are still around even if one's a deadbeat god.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I'm fine on my own. I don't need any help to conquer the humans.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Trying to conquer humanity on your own, eh?

How's that been working out?

I wouldn't expect you to be a super-villain.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Pretty good! I already have diplomatic alliances and everything.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

With who?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Taiwan and Japan.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

What!

You got Taiwan and Japan to work with you?

Did you threaten to go Godzilla on them or something?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

I didn't even have to! They just agreed, it was super easy!

Oh, and this big guy named Alexander the Great said he'd help me out too! He's okay for an old guy.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Funny you mention that.


Apparently, he's my dad now.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Great! That means you're part of the army too, then!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

What rank do I get?

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Um... you can the Head Shark. Commander.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Sweet!

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

But remember, I'm the leader of the army!