BITE #8 - SUPER JAWS

[jaws5sonofjaws]

 [Mart has gotten a neat little package in the mail. A neat package that upon opening makes him feel good... strong... super strong!]

ACTION

[Mart is in the front yard of his house... lifting a tree right out of its roots!]

PHONE

Go ahead. Ask me why I'm so happy today.

Comments

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey, we all go through our rough patches.

Like that time I nearly demolished half the town to get back at my tormentors and all that.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Yeah....

Besides. I've had it with bein' locked up all the time. Trust me, it's not fun.

[So far she's remembered how much of a jerk her "mr.J" was as well.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

One time, my class had to go to a scared straight program at The Universal Mind. A prison for super-villains.

Mostly those guys were saying how crime doesn't pay, especially if you manage to keep the money but have to use all of it paying medical bills after getting your ass kicked by the heroes.

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

I was stuck in the asylum for my visits. Just as annoying. But at least we didn't have to pay medical fees.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I'd bet.

I'm pretty lucky, with my full powers, I'm able to heal fast and grow teeth back...

[crazyclownwoman.livejournal.com]

Really? That does sound useful.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah Ive been shot, blown up, and thrown through buildings but Im so tough it don't hurt at all!