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jaws5sonofjaws ([personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws) wrote2011-08-07 10:59 pm

BITE #8 - SUPER JAWS

 [Mart has gotten a neat little package in the mail. A neat package that upon opening makes him feel good... strong... super strong!]

ACTION

[Mart is in the front yard of his house... lifting a tree right out of its roots!]

PHONE

Go ahead. Ask me why I'm so happy today.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Twirling the tree now.]

Fuck yes it does!

I'm ready to kick ass and take names!

ICON FAIL

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 11:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Lan Fan takes a cautious step backwards, to avoid any possibility of getting smacked with a tree ]

That's impressive. What's the maximum weight you can lift?

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-09 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno.

But one time I threw a whale at some bad guys.

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Are you a demi-god of the sea?

[ ....She's able to make accurate deductions every once and awhile! ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
You betcha!

My dad's Leviathan, arch-god of the ocean.

So, I got some pretty sweet powers.

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
An Arch-God? What's that?

[ sorry, Mart, she only knows about Demi and actual Gods ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart pauses.]

Y'know I'm not entirely sure.
But it means he's a god, so that pretty much sums it up.

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
If you ever find out, let me know.

[ how very helpful ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure.
So, do they have gods and demi-gods where you're from?

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
They don't.

[ At least, not as far as she knows. Whether Truth can be counted as one is debatable. ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Heh.

So I guess I must be a super badass compared to what you usually see.

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
It's definitely impressive.

[ She just stares, not really intimidated but a bit nervous about a person like this having so much power ]

I think I have met more powerful people.