jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart UMAD?)
jaws5sonofjaws ([personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws) wrote2011-05-15 02:04 am

BITE #I

[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]

What the hell!?

[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]

A. Phone (Public)

[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]

Hey, mom!  Is this another weird spell to punish me?

B. Action
 
[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here. 
 
That of course, means you.]
 
Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?
 

[identity profile] macebronia.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
[the smirk grows wider, letting out a large laugh as he pats Mart on the back]
They don't call me the King of Conquerors for nothing.

Long as you're with me, kid, we'll conquer this place!

[Rider scratches his head]

So what kind of stuff can you do with those powers, exactly?

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-05-25 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Awesome! I'm totally with you on this.

Well, y'see, my dad is Leviathan, arch-god of the oceans or whatever so I got all kinds of kick-ass powers. I can talk to fish, swim to the bottom of the ocean, I got super strength, and I have razor sharp teeth... well, had.

[identity profile] macebronia.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
[a smile forms to the face of Rider hearing this.]

With you and the Little Kraken as my allies, I'm pretty sure I can conquer the entire world, including the ocean! Pretty impressive, kid.

[have a HUGE PAT ON THE BACK from Rider.]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-05-26 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart actually coughs from the awesome blows from Rider's approving patting.]

Heh, thanks Alex.

Mind if I call ya Alex?

'Cause I still don't feel quite right about calling you 'dad'.

And who's the Little Kraken?
Edited 2011-05-26 05:25 (UTC)