BITE #I

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart awakens, yawns, and then stretches his arms and legs upon lifting himself from bed. Drowsily, he walks past a mirror in his room... only to run back to it when he notices that one: This isn't his room. These are not his astronaut emblazoned pajama. He doesn't even have pajamas. And two: He's got flat, regular, human teeth!]

What the hell!?

[Mart examines the room further. Everything is all old and crappy, like the kind of stuff you'd see on the TV land channel. Which of course means, not cool.]

A. Phone (Public)

[Mart grabs a nearby phone and tries to call up his witch mother.]

Hey, mom!  Is this another weird spell to punish me?

B. Action

 

[Mart, not wanting to solve this mystery on an angry stomach, will walk outside, in his astronaut pajamas, and find the nearest available person to ask where is a good place to eat around here. 

 

That of course, means you.]

 

Hey, buddy, where can a guy like me get his weight in burgers around here?

 

Comments

A little late, I apologize. Weekend has been all kinds of nuts

[macebronia.livejournal.com]

I did it once, didn't I?

[A wild smirk grows upon Rider's face. as he stares at his hands.]

Costs an arm and a leg, according to one of those pamphlet thingies. But what I'd need to conquer this place doesn't require a loss of anything.

Re: No problem!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I guess you did.

Like a thousand years ago.

[Mart's face: see picture.]

If I had all my powers I could take this place in a day.

[macebronia.livejournal.com]

[the smirk grows wider, letting out a large laugh as he pats Mart on the back]
They don't call me the King of Conquerors for nothing.

Long as you're with me, kid, we'll conquer this place!

[Rider scratches his head]

So what kind of stuff can you do with those powers, exactly?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Awesome! I'm totally with you on this.

Well, y'see, my dad is Leviathan, arch-god of the oceans or whatever so I got all kinds of kick-ass powers. I can talk to fish, swim to the bottom of the ocean, I got super strength, and I have razor sharp teeth... well, had.

[macebronia.livejournal.com]

[a smile forms to the face of Rider hearing this.]

With you and the Little Kraken as my allies, I'm pretty sure I can conquer the entire world, including the ocean! Pretty impressive, kid.

[have a HUGE PAT ON THE BACK from Rider.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart actually coughs from the awesome blows from Rider's approving patting.]

Heh, thanks Alex.

Mind if I call ya Alex?

'Cause I still don't feel quite right about calling you 'dad'.

And who's the Little Kraken?