BITE #6 - SON OF A SHARK

[jaws5sonofjaws]

 [Father's day is a bit of a bitter time for Mart on account of his own father, the primal arch-god of the ocean Leviathan, being absent for most of his young life. Also, it's making him homesick for his mother.]

Action:

Around the house, you can find Mart sulking. And in town at various public hangouts (The park, school, etc.) you can also find him sulking, possibly while eating.

Comments

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

S-sounds like a r-real j-jerk...

[Hey, Daniel just made a noise that wasn't a sob or a continuous whine of terror! Forgot he was there, didn't you, fellow zoo jews?]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Dude, you totally just gave him what he wanted. He's probably jacking off to that shit right now, you dumb fuck!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Ew, oh god, what the fuck is wrong with that guy!?

Literally.

I bit his arm off and beat him with it and he laughed!

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

Th-that's r-really g-gross, wh-why would you... why...

[Oh man does he feel dizzy. And that wasn't even a bad attack. That was just a bit of whimpering and horror.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

He's a fucking freak, that's what's wrong with him.

... [pokepoke daniel with her foot] You dead down there?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

And don't worry, I didn't even touch the cuttlefish guy.

He just smells like he'd taste good witha side of fries.

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

I... I w-would not!

[Aaaand sitting up. And fumbling in his coat for a small bag of purple planty stuff and... a pipe. Because after an experience like that, he needs a smoke. Don't judge.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Please, you need some fucking self-contro--

[speaking of hypocrisy, you now have Annie's 100% undivided attention right now homeboy] What are you doing.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Looks like he's about to toke up.

Did getting high off that suttf have something to do with you being all cuttle-like?

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

No and it is medicine.

[Jeez you guys are jerks.]

It h-helps with my anxiety, w-which getting nearly eaten obviously triggered.

[Just gonna. Stand up and smoke dat pipe. Haters gonna hate. Also he might purposefully blow his bright purple opaque smoke at Mart's face in a fit of passive-aggressive and useless revenge.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Crybaby, what have I told you about sharing? You selfish fuck. [SHARE YOUR DRUGS WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey.

Can I get a hit of that?

That shit would totally help me relax.

[Sharing is caring, you guys!]

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god]

... If you get your own pipes.

Though I d-don't know why you'd want it. It's not a hallucinogenic or anything. It really doesn't do anything but make you calmer.

[Really. It's a boring drug with a snazzy color, that's all.]