BITE #6 - SON OF A SHARK

[jaws5sonofjaws]

 [Father's day is a bit of a bitter time for Mart on account of his own father, the primal arch-god of the ocean Leviathan, being absent for most of his young life. Also, it's making him homesick for his mother.]

Action:

Around the house, you can find Mart sulking. And in town at various public hangouts (The park, school, etc.) you can also find him sulking, possibly while eating.

Comments

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

You can't fucking eat him! Who else will do my laundry? [ETERNAL BONDS OF FRIENDSHIP]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Look, I'm feeling like shit, and when I feel shitty, I eat, and that guy is a bipedal chunk of happiness!

Plus, all I was gonna do was gnaw his legs.

They'll grow back.

I saw it on animal planet.

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

['all I was gonna do was gnaw his legs' oh sweet bearded god on your couch made of clouds what]

Ilikemylegswheretheyarethankyouverymuch!

[He also may or may not be camouflaging to match the gray concrete of the walls and floor. It doesn't work, since of course his clothes don't change with him, but it's a start.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Look, he's technically my property, so if you fuck with him? I'm gonna be kinda pissed off, maybe. I might do something about it, I dunno.

Besides, if you eat your feelings you'll get fat and then we can't be friends anymore because you'll look like that asshole I hate.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

But he smells delicious and-

[Mart pauses a moment. A fat asshole she hates? It could only be one guy...]

Hey, this guy wouldn't happen to be a Nazi Bastard, would he?

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

[Daniel is a-okay with just laying here and trying very hard to breathe. And not cry. Annie will probably punch him if he cries. It's the weirdest method of trying to cheer someone up ever but he knows she means well: it shows in how hard she hits.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

[LOVE IS BROKEN CLAVICLES] Total Nazi Bastard. Hate that guy.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Seriously! He's a real bastard.

I beat the shit out of him, gnawed his leg, bit his arm off and beat him with it, and he still wanted to go and was egging me on!

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

S-sounds like a r-real j-jerk...

[Hey, Daniel just made a noise that wasn't a sob or a continuous whine of terror! Forgot he was there, didn't you, fellow zoo jews?]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Dude, you totally just gave him what he wanted. He's probably jacking off to that shit right now, you dumb fuck!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Ew, oh god, what the fuck is wrong with that guy!?

Literally.

I bit his arm off and beat him with it and he laughed!

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

Th-that's r-really g-gross, wh-why would you... why...

[Oh man does he feel dizzy. And that wasn't even a bad attack. That was just a bit of whimpering and horror.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

He's a fucking freak, that's what's wrong with him.

... [pokepoke daniel with her foot] You dead down there?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

And don't worry, I didn't even touch the cuttlefish guy.

He just smells like he'd taste good witha side of fries.

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

I... I w-would not!

[Aaaand sitting up. And fumbling in his coat for a small bag of purple planty stuff and... a pipe. Because after an experience like that, he needs a smoke. Don't judge.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Please, you need some fucking self-contro--

[speaking of hypocrisy, you now have Annie's 100% undivided attention right now homeboy] What are you doing.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Looks like he's about to toke up.

Did getting high off that suttf have something to do with you being all cuttle-like?

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

No and it is medicine.

[Jeez you guys are jerks.]

It h-helps with my anxiety, w-which getting nearly eaten obviously triggered.

[Just gonna. Stand up and smoke dat pipe. Haters gonna hate. Also he might purposefully blow his bright purple opaque smoke at Mart's face in a fit of passive-aggressive and useless revenge.]

[notsaul.livejournal.com]

Crybaby, what have I told you about sharing? You selfish fuck. [SHARE YOUR DRUGS WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hey.

Can I get a hit of that?

That shit would totally help me relax.

[Sharing is caring, you guys!]

[cuttlefidget.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god]

... If you get your own pipes.

Though I d-don't know why you'd want it. It's not a hallucinogenic or anything. It really doesn't do anything but make you calmer.

[Really. It's a boring drug with a snazzy color, that's all.]