JAWS 10 - MEGA JAWS (Backdated to Giant Event)

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Welp, looks like something good came from this town after all. Mart is now a 30 ft tall shark man. And he's looking to use his newfound gigantism to its fullest.]

Action 1: [Mart'll be walking through town, whistling to himself while looking around for anyone who has wronged him so that he can freak them the fuck out.]

Action 2: [Mart's just ripped open a grocery truck and is helping himself to a literal ton of food. Want to ask if you can have something from the pile? He's also grabbed an ice cream truck for dessert.]

Action 3: [Mart's asleep in the middle of town, blocking traffic and just being a nuisance as usual, a giant one now though...]

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[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Just staring and blinking at you not knowing what to think. This has been a weird week.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll wave at Crowe while munching.]

Hey buddy, how's it going?

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[monk-of-keyfu.livejournal.com]

[You now have a crosseyed grinning dumbass standing heroically on your nose.]

I do believe this is not the appropriate bedding for a Brobdingnag slumber party!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart snorts. Sensitive area!]

Hey, whatever, gidoff dude, I'm taking a nap.

[monk-of-keyfu.livejournal.com]

[That causes Key-Fu to stumble backward off Mart's nose and ... get snorted into a nostril.]

Curses! I have received an invitation to the boogers festival!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Ew! Dammit he's got someone up his nose.]

Ugh! Get outta there You're gonna make me- ah- Ah - AH!

[Sneeze iminent!]

[monk-of-keyfu.livejournal.com]

I feel that I am destined to become a human cannonball!

[This is going to be the most awesome ride ever.]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I'm... fine. You... are gigantic.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

WA-CHOO!

[And he'll be rocketed out lord only knows how fast, probably with some shark-dude bogies.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I sure am!

Ain't it great?

[MunchMunchMunch]

[monk-of-keyfu.livejournal.com]

[Oh yeah. He's one big boogery cannonball, faster than a speeding student driver!]

Saucy!

[That's the only thing Mart will hear as the guy goes flying off in the direction of the park and its lake!]

Action 2

[nyanpire]

[Hey! Some big person found a way to get food! And Nyanpire is a VERY HUNGRY KITTY. Also, a 30-foot tall kitty. When he comes skipping over, it makes the ground shake.]

Mart! Mart! You have snacks! Can I have a snack, nyaa?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll sit up and see the guy flying off, wiping his nose.]

...crazy, dude.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Big kitty is big.]

Aw, how can I say no to an adorable giant kitty. Help yourself!

[nyanpire]

Nyaaaaa!!! You're the BEST!!!

[And he's poking his head in there, looking for the reddest things he can find. A bushel of apples is nommed through in no time.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[D'awwww. Mart has a soft spot for cute things with sharp teeth. He'll try and pet the giant vampire kitty while it's eating.]

[nyanpire]

[Oooh, snuggles! He's a hungry kitty, but he can pause for a few moments to make big contented kitty noises and butt against Mart's hand.

Not for too long, though. He's pretty sure that there are cans with fish in them, somewhere, and he can just pop them open with one big fang and suck out the insides!]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

A-A lot of people are... Are you sure you feel well? I mean, we don't know what's....

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hell, I feel better than ever. I could stomp the shit outta anything, Godzilla style.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Aw, hey there bud, you looking for something in particular to nom on?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I'm just hoping there isn't any ill side effects.

... Though I see it really hasn't effected your appetite at all.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Heh, like anything could.

You want anything?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe looks over the pile, pics out an ice cream sandwich, and sits down. There's really nothing he can do about all this.]

Ah, thanks. So, with the way this is going, I assume you'll be fine tomorrow.

[nyanpire]

Tuna! Or salmon! Or shrimp! In cans!

[He is rattling things around pretty badly in his enthusiasm.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hehe, you and me got similar tastes!

[Mart'll rummage around until he finds a few cans of tuna which are rather small in comparison to their huge sizes.]

[nyanpire]

[Even little cans of tuna are tasty. Nyanpire mewls happily, and is quick to pop each one open and lick out the tasty insides.]

Fish is so good, when you're nyot a vampire!

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[marchenprinz.livejournal.com]

[ Stare. Stare some more. ]

So there are very many giants in this world.

[ The jam Mart is causing is making it possible for him to examine the cars, though. What curious items. ]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll be snoring rather loudly. And by loud, in his giant form, it's echoing through the streets.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Taking a bite into a box of ribs.]

Probably.

But hell, man, being huge rocks!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Be glad you're not staying that way. I don't think we could afford to keep feeding you.

[marchenprinz.livejournal.com]

[ Lui looks up, and eyes the giant. He tilt his head to the side and frown slightly. ]

In none of the kingdoms I've been in this far, I've seen a giant asleep among houses like this.

[ Maybe it's a comment to himself, maybe it isn't. ]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Mart maybe dreaming about something or his legs fallen asleep, but either way, he's shifting over in his sleep-

Right toward Lui!]