JAWS 10 - MEGA JAWS (Backdated to Giant Event)

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Welp, looks like something good came from this town after all. Mart is now a 30 ft tall shark man. And he's looking to use his newfound gigantism to its fullest.]

Action 1: [Mart'll be walking through town, whistling to himself while looking around for anyone who has wronged him so that he can freak them the fuck out.]

Action 2: [Mart's just ripped open a grocery truck and is helping himself to a literal ton of food. Want to ask if you can have something from the pile? He's also grabbed an ice cream truck for dessert.]

Action 3: [Mart's asleep in the middle of town, blocking traffic and just being a nuisance as usual, a giant one now though...]

Comments

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I'm... fine. You... are gigantic.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

I sure am!

Ain't it great?

[MunchMunchMunch]

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

A-A lot of people are... Are you sure you feel well? I mean, we don't know what's....

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Hell, I feel better than ever. I could stomp the shit outta anything, Godzilla style.

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

I'm just hoping there isn't any ill side effects.

... Though I see it really hasn't effected your appetite at all.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

Heh, like anything could.

You want anything?

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

[Crowe looks over the pile, pics out an ice cream sandwich, and sits down. There's really nothing he can do about all this.]

Ah, thanks. So, with the way this is going, I assume you'll be fine tomorrow.

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Taking a bite into a box of ribs.]

Probably.

But hell, man, being huge rocks!

[perfektsymmetry.livejournal.com]

Be glad you're not staying that way. I don't think we could afford to keep feeding you.