jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Serious)
jaws5sonofjaws ([personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws) wrote2011-07-04 12:06 pm

BITE #7 - A CLOCKWORK JAWS - %50 DRONED

ACTION

[Mart wake sup to a bright and shiny 4th Of July in Mayfield! Home sweet... wait a minute... no it isn't! Mart is feeling really confused with these happy feeling about Mayfield creeping up on him. But then, it's a celebration of this wonderful town, in this wonderful country! Time to celebrate in style! Mart is outside and happily enjoying some cheese burgers and hot dogs. All with a box simply labeled "FIREWORKS" beside him. 'Cause if there's anything better than enjoying a BBQ, it's blowing shit up.]

PHONE

Hey, uh, is anyone else feeling kinda crazy today? I mean, I love The 4th Of July but... something seems off.

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-05 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Have some dweeby droned Mart in response.]

Golly!

You surprised the heck outta me!

Those're some good ol' fashioned fireworks to celebrate our great country's founding!

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ This town? So fucking crazy ]

Mart. Are you all right?

Hm, fireworks. Remind me of what I have back home. Can I have some?

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
You kidding, I'm feeling mighty chipper this 4th of July!

Feel free to grab soem and join in on the cheer!

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
All .... right. You seem different today.

[ Well, she'll take firework that creates a bunch of sparks and lights it before tossing it randomly on his lawn. She has pretty good accuracy, but at the same time she doesn't want to kill the poor guy so, at the most, Mart should feel nothing but a little tingle and some hurt feelings that she defiled a holiday and acted totally rude. Noticing his reactions earlier, he'd probably call her crazy or freak out. But, in the end, he was a demi-god so that means he wouldn't be killed by a stray firework on his lawn, right? ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[And Mart is back to normal and blown/scared back by the firework.]

Hey!

Watch where you throw those cherry bombs!

You could fry me!

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
You were just a drone and rambling about how great this place was a second ago! I was just making sure you were a drone! I know they don't react to pain so far!

[ Seriously, she beat the ever loving shit out of those drones ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, the hell you talking about?

Of cours eI'm not a damn drone!

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
You were droned a bit ago. I would not lie to you. I have no reason to. You were talking about how great mayfield is and how you wanted me to light a firework. So I did, to test if you were a drone or not.

I still think you are and you changed back when you were nearly injured. [ She says all of this with a flat face. If Mart wants to attack her, be her guest. She's sort of confident and pissed enough to totally obliterate him. Of course, this could be her arrogance but she's not going to bend or break for Mart ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Mart scratches the back of his head.]

Damn.

I heard about droning and shit form the others... but it's weird, I keep getting this little flashes, blank space, and it feels... nice here. Mayfield. And that prospect alone is terrifying.

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Just try and take a rest. Sleeping it off could work.

[ She's not even sure how to react to this. This is just too odd ]

[identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mart rubs his head.]

Uhh, yeah, that might not be a bad idea...

[identity profile] trueguardian.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Then go to bed. There isn't anything stopping you, and it'll probably help the the constant dronings.